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["Aeris Dies"]

is that a real site?

Seriously, wtf. Hilarious shit though.

[Two minutes of terror EP1]

Only one word really is a good summary.

HEADSHOT. there thats a spoiler. Good stuff. cant figure out what the hell it is thought. just the noise (headshot) her or what?

[A duck walks into a bar..]

Great animation

Old and changed joke. There are now 3 ways this one joke is told. 1 is the duck song, look it up on Y******* (censored my self for the mods) It tells a story of a lemonade guy getting harassed by a duck for grapes. The guy says he will tape him to a tree if he doesn't go away. The duck asks if hes got any tape. you figure it out form there. the second is the hardware one. Chad made that clear apparently. The third is now your version of the story. So, all in all, funny well animated and a spin on a classic joke.

[H.E.L.L]

Episode 2

He assasinates himself

[On The Moon (episode 15)]

Soulution

Dr Who Can do something, im sure hes got a gadget or thingymajig that can negate anomalies in time and space.

[TANKMEN: Tankbusters]

not as funny as it should be

some of it was good, but the cloths thing and the fools thing being way overused ( i know your going for a running joke buts thats not the way to do it.) And the teleprompter thing, seriously man, what president hasnt used one during a small adress to the people. I mean bush had one and he STILL fucked up, so that to was not a good joke. just not as funny as it could have been.

[HaloWars Goes Gray]

ODST

You remade the "Keep it clean" trailer for Halo 3 ODST in flash. Nothing to do with halo wars. That aside, you stil made a good flash animation. It still had time and effort and thats what counts.

TheSin responds:

Lol thanks, but sorry Halo Wars goes gray is diferent from the official game HALO WARS :p

This HaloWars goes gray will based on the adventures of the Spartan gray team. And yes i used the music trailer from Halo 3 ODST :p

Pretty smart huh? -.o

[Sprite A Day: Funeral]

Just stop guys.

I saw the main reason of the SaD series was to spam the portal with bullshit sprite animations with stupid joke that werent even funny. I mean, you even make yourself look like the bad guy by getting an evil sneer on your face when you thinkabout making it a weekly spam instead of daily. The good sprite animators here have pretty much died out of NG. I would think it to be a great step forward to not just spam the portal with shit, but listen to the person who suggested working on projects longer. For gods sake, making it a week long project wont make it any better. Just more time to think of where to put a cock joke. If youre going to do a sprite animation, make it something that should be classic. If you take super mario blitz for exapmle, its a bunch of random sprite clips warped around and played to music, but when you look at it, its a ecent animation. You can tell when someone puts an effort in to their work and doesnt just slap some shit from some old files together. I can't belive you guys had any fans in the first place. So please do us a favor, and either get serious, or get out.

PaperBat responds:

Get Serious? Oh We're serious alright, its funny, alot of the people who hated sprite a day are Encouraging us to do sprite a week, so i'd rather listen them then to you, some guy who hasent contributed anything to newgrounds.

[EW: Moving Targets]

I found the cock joke!

But im not telling where it is, only can say its at the end...next to hillary. *heheheheh that sounds hilarious*

[Future]

I caght the joke

Most likly the only joke in there, ya rly, i think so. I am seriously impressed with the fact that you didnt use any 3D programs, so I cant imagine how long this took to make. Great work, keep it up.